Turkey-Related - Sort of

"Your order sir?"
"I'll have one of those."
"One Istanbul Express."
"Yes. A double."
"A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!"
"Okay. Make it a triple."

Update: It's a pretty obscure movie, so here is another clue:
"..you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird. "

Update:
"Who can save Princess Juliet - held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who? "

Update: Yes, it is Condorman. I remembered that Istanbul, Turkey played a part in it, and it was the only 'turkey' quote I could think of off-hand. A bit of trivia: the lead was played by Michael Crawford, who went on to originate the role of the phantom in Phantom of the Opera in London.