Musical #17

"As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick."
"Where does the book say that?"
"Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken."

Update: I will admit that I wasn't familiar with this quote from Fiddler on the Roof. I'm just a sucker for chicken quotes, like the one I used from Mystery Men:
"There's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

Musical #16

"Southstreet, give your testimony."
"I plead the fifth commandment."

Update: Good guess...Guys and Dolls
"If it gets around in Chicago that I went to a prayer meeting, no decent person will talk to me!"

Sports #20

"This pop isn't workin', Benny! I'm bakin' like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot here!"

Update: Another clue:
"Oh yeah, the Great Bambino. Of course! I thought you said the Great Bambi."
"That wimpy deer?"
"Yeah, I guess. Sorry."

Update: Way to go Cherise! It is The Sandlot.

Musical #15

"If she liked me any more, she'd sic the dogs on me. "

Update: Another clue:
"Why don't you do something healthy once in a while, instead of staying shut up here, a-crawlin' and a-festerin'? "

Update: Kat, you did OK, as in Oklahoma. You even correctly referenced who the quotes were about.

Musical #14

"That's a pie crust promise. Easily made, easily broken."

Update: Yes, it's Mary Poppins. This contains what was possibly Walt Disney's favorite song from one of his movies, Feed the Birds. The Sherman brothers, who wrote the songs, tell a story of the last week before Walt went to the hospital for the last time. He was already looking pretty frail, and he came into an office where the Sherman brothers were, and said "Play that song". They knew he meant Feed the Birds. After he finished, Walt left, and it was the last time they saw him.

Musical #13

"Nobody ever treated me kindly
Daddy left early, Mama was poor"

Update: Lyrics from a different song:
"I've given you sunshine
I've given you dirt.
You've given me nothing
But heartache and hurt."

Update: Another clue:
"I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
It's swell though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed."

Update: Correct. It's Little Shop of Horrors

Sports #19

"Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession."

Update: Expanding the above quote:
"Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker."

Update: Another clue:
"I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?"

Update: This should do it:
"Your nose is broken."
"How does it look?"
"Ah, it's an improvement."

Update: There you go....Rocky

Musical #12

"No more talk of darkness.
Forget these wide-eyed fears."

Update: I actually started with the first line of a song this time, instead of one from the middle. This song is All I Ask of You from The Phantom of the Opera.

Sports #18

"Whatever's wrong with you is no little thing"

Update: Welcome, Whipple. You are correct, mon. It is Cool Runnings.

Musical #11

"And night after night, as strange as it seems
The sound of her laughter will sing in your dreams."

Update: Another clue:
"Then fly to her side, and make her your own
For all through your life you may dream all alone."

Update: Nice stab, Kat! It is from South Pacific. These lyrics are from Some Enchanted Evening.

Sports #17

"How'd you sleep?"
"Like a baby. Woke up every two hours and cried."

Update: "Easy peasy lemon squeasy"...it's The Greatest Game Ever Played.

Sports #16

"He was very sickly until he started riding around on that bicycle."
"Yeah... well... now his body's fine, but his mind is gone."

Update: I agree..A very highly recommended movie...Breaking Away. Here's another great quote from it:
"You mean we might be a father?"
"No. I might be a father. And your mom might be a mother. And YOU might be a brother. See, that way I keep it all in the family."

Sports #15

"Though he be but little, he is fierce."
"What's that?"
"That's Shakespeare, boys, Shakespeare."

Update: Being short, I like this quote from Seabiscuit

Musical #10

"This is X."
"As in X and bacon."

Update: Another clue:
"You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution"

Update: Another clue:
"Come along, kiddie-winkies!"

Update:
"I don't trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden."

Update: I know, I tend to find the more obscure or humorous quotations before including some that are more telling as to the movie, but it is indeed Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Something that I hadn't know before was that Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda), was one of the screenwriters.