"J.C. Penney. $3.98."
Update: OK, I guess I need to expand that quote a bit (but just a little).
"Canvas. J.C. Penney. $3.98. You like?"
Update: Here's a Friday bonus....I will expand the original quote even more
and add another one.
Quote 1
"Hey, what kind of belt do you have?"
"Canvas. J.C. Penney. $3.98. You like?"
"No, I meant..."
"In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants."
Quote 2
"Hey, where did these old cars come from?"
"Detroit."
Update: "Wax on, wax off"...It's The Karate Kid. (Get him a body bag!)